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date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:46:17 -0400

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

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warmlantern: Love him or hate him, he has a little drop of water on his nose:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:55:52 -0400

warmlantern:

Love him or hate him, he has a little drop of water on his nose:

madqueensarah: If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid. Like, me and my sister went...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:24:35 -0400

madqueensarah:

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:02:01 -0400

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:59:33 -0400

xmagnet-o:

curiousname-searchinggame:

jordymariesays:

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

WHAT

Woahhhh!

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timetrees: honeyglazedchicken: beyond-authority: Update! M...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:51:47 -0400

timetrees:

honeyglazedchicken:

beyond-authority:

Update!

Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:55:40 -0400

whitepeopletwitter: This bitch empty, tweet

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:14:32 -0400

whitepeopletwitter:

This bitch empty, tweet

whitepeopletwitter: Remember?

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:42:17 -0400

whitepeopletwitter:

Remember?

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:16:32 -0400

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:16:29 -0400

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:16:22 -0400

barbara-wayne:#a look

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:12:16 -0400

barbara-wayne:

#a look

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:10:11 -0400

babyanimalgifs: When your food finally arrives 😍😂

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:08:19 -0400

babyanimalgifs:

When your food finally arrives 😍😂

welcometotheravenclawcommonroom: Okay, but give me a Hermione Granger who cannot cook for the life...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:00:40 -0400

welcometotheravenclawcommonroom:

Okay, but give me a Hermione Granger who cannot cook for the life of her. She’s done research, she’s taken classes, she’s tried everything and goddamit why can’t she make this work?!

Give me a Ron Weasley who watched his mother cook for years and somehow inherited her uncanny ability to just throw things in a pot and make it taste amazing. Give me a Ron Weasley who tries to teach his wife to cook because she asks him to and rubs her shoulders and fixes the light fixtures when she fails again. Give me a Ron Weasley who wears a “Kiss the cook” apron and makes all the meals for the family. Give me a Ron Weasley who fondly tells Hermione “for Merlin’s sake, you’re the bloody minister of magic, babe, you don’t have to be good at everything.” Give me a Ron Weasley who adores his wife and loves working part-time at the shop with Fred and George (there was a rumour going around that Fred died- this is poppycock. Please ignore it) and decides he loves being a househusband and defying gender roles but in a quieter way than his hurricane of a wife, who’s amazing and in-your-face and gods, he loves her. Give me a Ron who decides that he’s not so fond of the fame and glory that he gained in the war as he thought he would be, and who finally understands why Harry hated it so much in school. Give me a Ronald Weasley who learns to do laundry and mend clothes and keep house and makes lunch for his kids before they go off to muggle primary school and his wife before she goes to work and decides that being his family’s number one favourite person is more than enough. Give me a Ron who has a secret fondness for daytime soap operas when everyone’s out of the house and he’s not at the shop. Give me a Ron who is happy and healthy and realises that he’s so much more than just the sixth child or the leftover, that he’s loved, that he’s enough.

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:58:24 -0400